Do you think I am safe with this ?

[Sandra Parker]

.... I'm sure I've got early onset of summat I can't remember

It can't be Altzheimers as you KNOW you've forgotten!
So you can safely say that its Brain Overload.
Sandra

 

[Old Stoneface]

I would have loved to have gone back on there and gone NER, NERDY, NER, NER. I know it's childish but it's also very satisfying

Would you have stuck your tongue out at him, too? Incredibly satisfying, especially with a lout who can't write the Queen's English.

 

[Chimp]

Yes and a Chinese burn

 

[Old Stoneface]

Yes and a Chinese burn

This has got me imagining you in a school playground in short trousers, socks round your ankles, grazed knees, a fair bit of good healthy dirt, the works, squaring up to the school bully. Go for it, Chimp

 

[Sis]

I'm sure I've got early onset of summat I can't remember

They are called 'Senior Moments' Chimp!

 

[The Artful Dodger]

They are called 'Senior Moments' Chimp!

And believe me, Chimp, as you age the 'Senior Moments' cease to be moments and stretch into, minutes, then hours and finally you find that you then become afflicted with 'Lucid Moments' - which sadly get shorter and less frequent.

 

[Chimp]