Looking at a census form - something caught my eye. 1871 RG10/42/35 PAGE 63 William Shakespear - occupation- Coiffeur Well it was in Kensington- you can't just be a barber or a hairdresser!
If he was around today, with his name I suspect he'd call his business something like "Sweet Sorrow".
Are you referring to me? (Fortunately I still have quite a lot left. Hair or wit - I'll let you decide ) Of course - and better that than "The most unkindest cut of all".